February 2012
25 posts
Feb 22nd
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Feb 20th
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You know you’re getting close to the end of writing your book when you do several CTRL-F’s in the manuscript to find all the people you’ve written about and change their real names to fake ones. (I don’t have the imagination to use a fake name from the start. If I’m writing about someone, I’m using their real name until everything I have to say has been...
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 16th
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“Look at his dick!”
– My fiancee, four times in the past five minutes, while watching the Westminster Dog Show.
Feb 14th
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anniversary
Eight years ago today, I started a blog. Since then, we elected a black president, Osama bin Laden was killed, more gays are legally getting married, and the Phillies won the World Series. Coincidence? No way, friends. No way.
Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Apparently, I am dating Adele. 
Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
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“Guys, she struggled with addiction. It’s not funny.”
– people I would never go drinking with
Feb 12th
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Lord, you couldn’t have taken Cummings instead of Houston? I mean, have you seen that show? YOUDAMN YOU!
Feb 12th
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WHITNEY HOUSTON IS DEAD!  (Probably!)
Feb 12th
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fever
I’ve been in my apartment alone since 8pm last night and I haven’t talked to anyone except people who work at food places (delivery last night, pick-up today) and I’m getting a little crazy.
Feb 12th
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Feb 11th
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today's lesson
If you wake up at 6:30am and then spend the next seven hours drinking tea, it’s going to be hard to take a nap.
Feb 11th
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1 tag
Listen(one of) six songs “Everything’s...
Feb 11th
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“OMG!!! I’m getting married in two weeks!!!”
– Every woman, two weeks before her wedding. Also, me, today. 
Feb 9th
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London long weekend for Chelsea-Stoke and Arsenal-Newcastle booked. BOOM. 
Feb 9th
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WatchWatch
People are really flipping out about the premiere of The Voice. (Bay Ridge, Brooklyn)
Feb 6th
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I think the Pats are going to smoke the Giants. But I just want it to be quiet in Bay Ridge tonight, so I can watch “I Survived” and take Xanax in peace after the game.
Feb 5th
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GUYS I’M DVRING THE GAME NO SPOILERS PLEASE THANKS
Feb 5th
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Feb 3rd
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sb
I don’t want to live in a world in which Eli Manning is an elite, multiple Super Bowl-winning quarterback. But rooting for the Patriots is now like rooting for the Yankees (how’s that for irony, Massholes?). So I guess I’m just hoping for a really bad game from both teams.Also: good commercials and dip. 
Feb 3rd
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