everything is wrong with me

Bachelor week continues: I was just nude and using a box cutter to open the thermostat, because it’s 77 degrees in my apartment. Alas, heat’s still broken. Next up: some reading in the shower for about an hour, then some ice cream.

(My fiancée is on a week long business trip in CA.)

(And this is what happens.)

(I just hope I make it to my bachelor party this weekend. The naked box cutter use was not my strongest idea.)

  1. sowhatmary said: that behavior is totally normal for a college student. don’t hate on my lifestyle.
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