everything is wrong with me

Today, on my first day back from my bachelor party, the things I’ve bought include vitamins, matzo ball soup, insurance, and an entirely new underwear collection.

You can probably figure out how the weekend went.

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  2. comedyforthosewhothink said: Sounds like a successful party.
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