everything is wrong with me

I just got a text message that said only “Ard” and had to Google it. How in the world is that “alright”? Are we only five or so years away from communicating strictly through grunting and pointing? C’mon, people - respect the English language.

[takes off Andy Rooney mask, begins playing with self, pours glass of whole milk]

  1. kimbaland said: alrighty?
  2. therealpottymouth said: i NEVER abbreviate text messages. i do not use *u* instead of *you* or *r* instead of *are*. i HATE that crap. it takes me too long to read an abbreviated text. and yeah.. how is *ard* alright?!
  3. jheath said: Smh
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